December 2010
3 posts
alibi
look. yes. the evidence points to me. i was at the bellagio, last night, yes. but i swear, i was nowhere near the craps table. i was singing an unprovoked series of show tunes duets in a weird, old person bar in the lobby accompanied by pianist whitney phoenix. later in the night, i know it seems likely that i motorcycled off with 1.5 million in chips, but i was kiiiiiinda busy walking...
MONEY, CASH, HO'S by David Cho:... →
yes please.
gooddesignbadhumor:
Best gif story ever? Probably.
protejai:
When I’m dancing like
and some creep comes up behind me and dances like
And I turn around like
And he’s like
And I’m like
And I walk away like
And he play’s it off like
and then I see a…