January 2010
32 posts
just clearing this up...
if a girl i just met tells me i “look like i can cook well,” she’s calling me fat, right?  or matronly?
Jan 29th
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you can get anything on a CA ballot
Michael:  We should come up with a whole list of absurd things to put on the ballot It might be fun. me:    like a performance art thing Michael:  yes me:  first on the ballot: no celery in tuna salad Michael:  No grapes in fruit salad. I’m also including a ballot measure for the Mormons, specifically called “Stop Whining.”  It’s based on a scene from Kindergarten Cop So...
Jan 26th
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pandora just thought i might want to hear counting...
:(
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
Eat, Pray, Gym, Tan, Laundry.
myyearofeverything: In “Eat, Pray, Love,” Elizabeth Gilbert sets off on a world tour, exhausted from two failed relationships and hungry for “a lasting experience of God.” Since I am reading this book in late January 2010, I have her pictured as a literary Snooki, traipsing up and down her spiritual boardwalk with a heavy heart and a blue drink in her hand, pausing only to dance alone. Booki?
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
Listenrj and i were reminiscing about show choir* and i...
Jan 18th
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Numbers →
well, that’s messed up. azspot: GDP of Haiti: $8.5 billion. Goldman Sachs bonus pool: $20 billion.
Jan 18th
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WatchWatch
bill henrickson and nathan petrelli being hillbilly 80’s vampires. (via io9.com)
Jan 18th
Jan 14th
the sartorialist was in rio this week ... →
… and it’s like, no matter what i do, i’ll never be brazilian.  frowny emoticon.
Jan 14th
way to be a dick, huffpo →
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
team jay
where my “team jay”s at? to clarify, i’m not team jay (obvs), i’m just wondering where they are.  more specifically, i’m wondering if they exist.  maybe they are in a secret bunker with adam carolla fans and people who own thomas kinkade paintings. obviously these people exist, right?  why haven’t i met any of them?
Jan 13th
sarah palin talking nonsense again →
just for nostalgia, really. even bill o’reilly thinks she’s a twit apparently.
Jan 13th
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“I’ve learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some...”
– megan fox this sort of confirms a theory that i have that super famous sex symbol types have to create an alter ego to not go bonkers.  (hello, prince.  hello, sasha fierce). also …. you guys, i like megan fox.  i know you’re mad she’s pretty, but, she’s actually pretty...
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Jan 8th
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“I would like it if people would think that beyond Newman, there’s a spirit that...”
– Paul Newman. (via fuckyeahpaulnewman) fuck yeah paul newman, indeed.
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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eccentric ceo alert! →
he’s no branson, but the ceo of whole foods pretty silly.
Jan 6th
Post-Apocalyptic Toyota For Trade →
if it still said “ballerina princess” i would’ve traded it for my blackberry and the promise of a scratch made bundt cake. theidiotking: yourkitchensink: If anyone needs a “new” car my friend is offering his to be traded.  Here’s the info.  Please note, this is not a bit. “Have you ever wanted to own a 1990 Toyota Camry with no doors? Look no further, friend- I’ve got just...
Jan 5th
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harry potter and facebook →
agreed. also, i’m a tween. areyoucallingmefat: this had me cracking up for a while today.
Jan 5th
Jan 4th
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2010!
this decade is going to be about less irony, less detachment, less* snark for me and hopefully for the world. more love, peace, sincerity, and good times that are actually good, not just fun, distracting, etc.  ju know? also i’m going to rename this blog.  mocking is so naughts. namaste, fuckers! *less, not none!
Jan 3rd
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