December 2009
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i liked it better when it was called “ferngully.”
Los Angeles, California – Seven DUI Checkpoint...
good lookin’ out. be safe out there!
happyhour:
Not that I condone drunk driving, but here’s when and where the DUI check points are this weekend. I’m particularly eyeing the one on Highland, just north of Melrose.
West Bureau DUI Checkpoint
WHEN: Friday, December 18, 2009 7 p.m. to 3 a.m.
WHERE: Western Avenue and Wilshire Boulevard
Central Area DUI Checkpoint
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jersey shore cinema italiano →
i’m so in love with “the jersey shore.” i haven’t felt this way since season 1 of paris hilton’s bff. this deserves a montage.
(via jezebel)
drunk woman who stole an ambulance →
i kinda wanna party with this chick.
saturday was fun
ab: whachu know about makin’ it rain on bitches?
pg: plenty. what don’t i know?
me: (lolz)
“there is more truth in 10 minutes of that show than the bible.”
– jm, musing on “jersey shore”
wtf of the day #14
when i was engaged*, facebook ads were all for wedding photography and customizable tee shirts that said “here comes the bride” and dumb shit of the like. when i first got married, the ads changed and became primarily for weight loss products and furniture. now they’re for divorce lawyers and weird, infantile games where i adopt cartoon animals in something called “zoo...
“we never talked about golf.”
– woman who claims to have had an affair with tiger woods on the first time they hooked up
