January 2009
19 posts
wtf of the day #3
a scientist at rutgers says you can tell if a person will be monogamous by the way they look. it’s not eugenics; it has to do with estrogen and testosterone levels in utero, and how those hormones affect your facial features, and ultimately, your character.
“She would argue that the physically masculine men … display an openness to one-night stands due to increased prenatal...
Watchoh, then you’re the one who should feel dirty. correction.*
*jk, jk, i WISH i was in e from entourage’s top 8!!!**
** no, i don’t.
happyhour:
I just want everyone to know that I’m in this movie. Or I’m supposed to be anyway. You know how they talk about Myspace in the commercial and it makes you say out loud, “Myspace? Get with is, He’s Just Not That Into You!” Anyway,...
buy me this #3
i need this. by the way, this makes me scared to touch other people’s ipods.
wtf of the day #2
the “once” couple broke up?!
the huffington post reports:
“The real-life romance that blossomed out of Oscar-winning indie “Once” is over. Glen Hansard confirmed he is no longer dating Marketa Irglova. The previous unknowns co-starred in the 2007 film and became international sensations, eventually winning last year’s Oscar for best original song for...
Watchthis made me laugh a few times, and then i felt dirty.
thriller musical
basically, this is the best thing i’ve heard in a while.
oprah is your god, example #2 →
oprah would really get dodd to open up about his eating disorder.
yourkitchensink:
Blago claims he thought about offering Obama’s Senate seat to Oprah. This would have been genius because her “You Get A Car, You Get A Car, You Get A Car” Bill would have ensured her a legacy of being America’s greatest Senator. Plus Steadman seems like the kind of guy that would love D.C.
Julia & Danny Make A Passage To India →
if you are famous long enough and hard enough eventually you either a.) drive a car off a cliff or b.) go to india.
wait ...
did the academy see “the curious case of benjamin button?” because … wtf?
did you know ....
… all the amazing products you see on tv (i.e. the snuggie, the ped egg, the vidalia onion chopper, that pet pedicure thing*, etc.) are all at bed, bath, and beyond ( i suppose holding it down for the ambigious promise of “beyond”)?
*af, you totally have to register for this thing. the sugar gliders will love it.
wow
this morning, quite unexpectedly, i found myself feeling a little pang of sympathy for w as he was being booed. he didn’t deserve my pity, of course, but i somehow felt like it might have been the classy thing to do to show him a little dignity, at least at this ceremonial event. we can try him later for war crimes, we can remember him as the worst president ever, but it did feel sad to...
later, bush twins
ttyn, ladies.
does anyone else find the inaugural celebration a...
yes. exactly. jamie foxx just released a single “just like me” that i will bottom line for you with some paraphrasing: “i’m cheating on you, you’re cheating on me, but i’m a man so it’s cool, and you’re a lady, so you will be ruined morally.” awesome, country.
basilone:
i think they lost me with queen latifah. or garth brooks. or bon...
um...
i saw kal penn in a movie a few months ago where he went to a “bottomless party” that featured dozens of background actresses with no pants on. sunday i saw him give a speech at the inauguration concert.
you would think ...
… showtime would know that it has been called DIDs not “multiple personalities” since the ‘80’s. you know, before they do a show about it.
ted allen brings his love of bacon elsewhere →
has anyone else missed ted allen on top chef this season? it turns out he’s on some top chef rip-off called “chopped” on the food network. it’s basically top chef without glad products and padma. is tom colicchio pissed/hurt? i would not eff with colicchio if i was ted allen. tom colicchio will melt him with his steely disappointed stare. you know the one. i...
you're welcome, economy
so, one of the problems facing the economy right now is a lack of consumer spending. even people who are not feeling the crunch of this economic downturn are not out there shopping and keeping the cash flowing. some think that the government should consider issuing stimulus checks to individual tax payers, while others worry that tax payers won’t go shopping with this free money*,...